MikroStrategee
we buy teh dip with corporate moni
join the most advanced meme intelligence platform for enterprise hodlers
"anon fren, we got a 200 IQ plan to secure teh bag 🚀 - yeet $42B worth of corporate moni into our memevault (21/21 moon mission). trust me ser, dis is teh way"
much stats, very impressive
ser, look at these numbars... they only go up! 📈
MikroCoin Holdings
total coins hodl'd
Average Buy Price
ser, we bought teh dip
Brain Wrinkles Added
iq points gained
much feature, very wow
ser, we got all the tools to make u rich (not financial advice) 🚀
Diamond Hands™
HODL technology powered by pure copium
Big Brain Analytics
analyze memes with AI (Artificial Ignorance)
Moon Detection
get notified wen lambo incoming
Rocket Science
calculate exact time to buy high sell low
Mikro Metrics
numbers only go up (trust me bro)
Meme Economy
very financial, much indicators
Abut Us (very serious business) 🎭
At MikroStrategee, we believe in buying teh dip with corporate moni. Our mission is to hodl and prosper, bringing much wow and many stonks to our investors.
Smort Moni
number go up technology
Big Brain Moves
galaxy brain strategies
Diamond Hands
hodl like its 1337
click for financial advice (not financial advice) 🎲
we bought teh dip (all of them)